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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Juniper haiku

No wonder Juniper software is so bloated :).
admin@switch> show version and haiku
Hostname: switch
Model: ex4200-48t
JUNOS Base OS boot [10.4R12.1]
JUNOS Base OS Software Suite [10.4R12.1]
JUNOS Kernel Software Suite [10.4R12.1]
JUNOS Crypto Software Suite [10.4R12.1]
JUNOS Online Documentation [10.4R12.1]
JUNOS Enterprise Software Suite [10.4R12.1]
JUNOS Packet Forwarding Engine Enterprise Software Suite [10.4R12.1]
JUNOS Routing Software Suite [10.4R12.1]
JUNOS Web Management [10.4R12.1]


        Now that Zion's safe,
        can they find a better place
        to get some sweaters?

admin@switch> show version and haiku

        Juniper babies
        The next generation starts
        Gotta get more sleep

admin@switch> show version and haiku

        3am; darkness;
        Maintenance window closing.
        Safety net: rollback.


admin@switch> show version and haiku

        Shiny leather pants
        Why don't they squeak when they kick?
        Is _that_ the secret?

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